“Good morning, sleepy head.”

“Hm?”

“Wake up, I made coffee.”

“Woah. Who are you?”

“Don’t act like you don’t know, big boy.”

“Sorry… I guess I was hammered last night. Because I really don’t remember…. Sorry.”

“No need to apologize. I get it. I’m Alicia. We met last night.”

“Well clearly. I don’t need coffee, I’d like some water actually. Could you get some for me, please?”

“Sure. But only because you said please.”

///

“Here.”

“Thanks… I must have met you at Spills, right?”

“Yep.”

“I’m actually really sorry I don’t remember anything. Somewhere between my sixth and seventh shot, I got lost.”

“No worries, dude. It does kind of hurt that you don’t remember me though. I mean, you were very good.”

“Well, I’m flattered. And like I said, sorry again. Thanks for letting me sleep and the uh… did we…?”

“Yeah, we did.”

“Ah. Cool. I must say, you are very beautiful.”

“Thanks.”

“I mean it. I mean… I hate to pillow talk, but you have got to be one of the prettiest girls I’ve ever met. And it pains me, truly, that I don’t remember having sex with you.”

“Okay.”

“You weren’t drunk, right? Cause I hate to like think that I did something wrong.”

“I was tipsy.”

“So you weren’t drunk.”

“How long are you going to stay here?”

“I don’t know, however it long it takes me to get up and going.”

“Yeah, that’s fine. I just… I have a lecture to get to-“

“No, yeah, I’ll get out of your hair. Uh, how old are you?”

“22.”

“Oh.”

“Is there something wrong with that?”

“No… I mean not on your end. But, well, for me…”

“How old are you?”

“31.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah.”

“Shit.”

“Yep.”

“Why didn’t you ID me?”

“I think it’s best if we leave everything else unanswered, and I just leave. Okay?”

“You look young.”

“31 is not that old.”

“I thought you were, at most, 25.”

“You know you are pushing a lot of buttons for me, but I would appreciate if you just let me get out of here.”

“My roommate was right, I think I do have a thing for older guys.”

“Didn’t need to hear that.”

“You’re older than my oldest brother.”

“Didn’t need to hear that either.”

///

“Thanks for making coffee and for the water, again. I really appreciate it. But let’s just move on from this, okay?”

“Sure…”

“Good luck in school, and lecture… I guess. Bye.”